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I watch you sleeping
Pull away your sheets
Is it me in your dreams
When your heart skips a beat

Hypothetical girlfriend
No don't turn on the light

Nightmare, eyes wide
Cold, bare, feet
You Wonder if I’m real
You hope I'm asleep

Hypothetical girlfriend
I'm here most every night

Ah, Ah, Ah
Ah, Ah, Ah
Ah, Ah, Ah
Ah, Ah, Ah

Sleepless, in the kitchen
What to eat
What's that sound outside your door?
Is it me on the street?

Hypothetical girlfriend
Don't worry I won't bite

Hypothetically speaking
If you were to run
Do you think you would make it
To your tiny metal gun?

What if guns just make me mad
At least the running's fun
How far do you think you'll get
before I come?

Mmmm

Hypothetical girlfriend
No don't turn on the light

Hypothetical girlfriend
Here most every night

Hypothetical girlfriend
Don't worry I won't bite

Hypothetical girlfriend
Don't close your eyes too tight
Don't close your eyes too tight
Don't close your eyes too tight
Don’t close
Your eyes